Friday, August 18, 2006

Poetry

POEMS VIA ME

I have always considered myself quite the poet. Please be enlightened via the following poem.

It is now 2006, when all the sheeples are sucking dicks
Corporations such as viacom, will brainwash you
Watch out cause they'll brainwash you
Sheeples beware, you're in for a scare.
Cause centre of rants is currently simultaneously respectively here
Snakes on a plane is coming soon, it's brainwashing teeny boppers will surely bring doom
the time of the sheeples is surely upon us and will bring doom
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A poem via me.

I hope you enjoyed my poetry.

Here are some drawings associated with the content of my simultaenously respectively poem.




(Please click on artwork for larger view)


NEWS!
There appears to be alot of simultaneous respective hate on the guestbook, keep it cool guys. No sheeple aloud, you know who you are! In other news snakes on a plane has received and m15+ rating by the australian board for rating films. This means that teenyboppers shall be applicable to view this series of moving pictures and audio which will surly lower there intilgenceisness.

My next article will be about how VHS is better than DVD? If you disagree you shall be proved to be colloquially wrong.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heart this blog.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

truly a masterpiece

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There. commented.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll wish you hadn't bad mouthed Samuel L Jackson when there are snakes on your plane......

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is very good and the posts just keep getting better. Good work

4:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the artwork


PS yes, it IS possible that lies are in fact told by the dvd industry

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is possible that lies are told by the DVD industry.

3:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm the guy who wrote the long negative post in the Snakes on a Plane post. I have to admit the error of my ways. This blog is beyond awesome. It truly is a brilliant satire and perfectly skewers the whole 'Maddox wannabe' type blogger and his desperation to rebel and be deemed cool. Keep up the good work!

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am skeptical about the person above me, he isn't serious.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I am. It sounds a bit awkward I know, but I actually mean what I wrote.

"It is possible that lies are told by the DVD industry."

Good stuff.

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLIME FOR LIFE .wav

3:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous, I wrote that, not you. Quit bluffing.

3:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great blog.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, you guys have quite a good blog going and I like the poetry. Keep up the good work

1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I was wondering if you could help me with something? I was wondering...Is it possible lies are told by the DVD industry?

4:05 AM  

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