Friday, November 10, 2006

RAP MUSIC SUCKS

As i am writing this article, I have noticed the growth of rap music via televison. Bands such as 50 cent and nelly trick the corporate sheeple into buying their dvds and audit.

I have been doing some research into the subject via numerous services. And is apparent that sheeple began rising with rap. (As illustrated via one of my grapPhs).

Rap music sucks because lots of people like it. Some characteristscs of rap music is a constant beat,
lyrics, dvds, video clips, sexually promicsious material, rhythmic lyrical form making abundant use of techniques like assonance, alliteration, and rhyme. The rapper is accompanied by an instrumental track, usually referred to as a "beat", performed via a disc jockey.


There are no good rappers, and anywho who says otherwise is just kidding. it's truely unitngelible to the maxillioum. They think they can make trillions off singing about sex and guns when all they are really ding is being repetitive and sheeple. STOP THE TREND DON'T BE BRAINWASHLED!

Now I shall give some reasons why rap music sucks!!1!

1. Only sheeple like it
2. I got a blog

4. You can't spell rap without crap (Obviously)
3. R - A - P stands for Retards Atempting Music

5.It's possible lies are told via the rap industry
5.
All Eyez on Me (1996) was a highly influential album for the genre and is one of the most successful rap albums
6.sheeple.

Now that you have seen the histroy of rap and why it sucks, I will put forward some graphical and picture evidence rel8in to sheeple and rap. (click on pictures for better view)



P.S To the winnrars of our competition you're interviews will be posted next weak.

P.P.P.5 Ebert, your obviously a sheeple, you stick to your rap and we'll stick to our thrash mettle thank you very much.




15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have rly outdone yourselves this time COTR. I also hate rap music. Keep up the good work guys

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A brilliant blog article as usual

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish i wasn't so gay

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it possible there are lies told by the centre of rants team..? JUST KIDDING i hate the croprate sheeplez AND MTV

1:07 AM  
Blogger woran said...

Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Thanks for your patience Siffler, COTR has been snowed under with work and research, but we should get your interviews by next week hopefully

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME!

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RAP IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MUSIC SINCE CHER. FUCK YOU LEFT WING CONSERVATIVE SHEEPLES. YA FUCKEN DOG CUNTS GO 2 HELL.

EVERY DRIP OF SALIVA THATS CUMS OUT OF 50 CENTS MOUTH I WANT TO RUB ON MY WARM WET CUNT.. THEN LATER DO ENIMA EXPERIMENTS WITH HIM.

AN ANOTHER THING EBERT IS ARTHUR

JUST KIDDING

1:50 AM  
Blogger woran said...

whos aran

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is such a good blog article, I love it. Kudos to you centre of rants

Over and out.

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And plus it's possible that there are lies told by the dvd industry to make you uhh..buy their products.

DVD BLOWS. GO THE VHS!

5:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

die
die
die
die
die
die
die
die
die

1:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Timo said no one gives a shit about my ball.. cept braiden.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like braiden

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahha its funny coz its tru

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"50 Cent, or shall I say 5 Cent must go back to the ghetto"

5:34 AM  

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