Saturday, September 23, 2006

The Complete Analogy of Sheeple.

SHEEPLE (surly there unintelligenceness will bring and end to sivilaisation as we no it?)

Hundreds of COTR fans have asked me about the sheeple. In this article I will give you the full simultaneous respective 'lowdown', the complete '4-1-1', and other sheeple colliqiually quotes.

What is a sheeple?

Well, there are many ways to define a sheeple, and the term sheeple can be very respectively wide. Urban dicshuneri (www.urbandictionairy.com) defines it as 'People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.' I reccommend www.sheeple.net four a good simultaneous respective colloquial definishun.

Persunally, I woudd define its as 'stupid people who don't think themselves, or those who are being brainwashed into stupid sheepelike states in which they respectively simultaneously being brainwashed into coporate propaganda sheeple.'
And example of this definition:
1.Teh teenagers watched mtv cause they were being brainwashed by viacom.

2.My brother is now a mindless teeny bopper because he was brainwashed by the sexually suggestive viewing appartus on the viewingn machine.

3.I got a blog.




SPECIES OF SHEEPLE

There are many kinds of sheeple. The way werre defined this sheeple is by adding what kind of sheeple they are. For exammple: mtv sheeple, or nike sheeple I will now list tha various kindz of sheple: 1.Corporate sheeple (brainwashed by corporations) 2. VIacom sheeple (brainwashed by viacom) 3. Colloqiually sheeple (sheeple who use slang, or spell words rong) 4.MTV sheeple (a common kind) 5. Brand name sheeple(those who wear brand name clothings) 6.Rap music sheeples(you can't spell Crap without rap) 7. DVD Indus-try Sheeple (The kind that watch dvds and believe the lies told via the DVD industry) 8.Sheeple Sheeple (those who use the word sheeple to a point in which it is just completely ridiculous)


SUM SHEEPLE ARTWORK AND/OR DIAGWAMS




(click on pictures for better view)




How to avoid being a sheeple.

There are many precautions that need to be taken to ensure you're safe from becoming a sheeple.

1. Never use LOL it makes you unitellgible, NEVER USE INTERNET SLANG IN YOUR LIFE OR Real Life! 2. Never spells wrong, this is the first step two being an unintelligeble sheeple. 3.Create a blog...Which is not sheeple. 4. Is it possible that lies are told by the DVD industry? 4. Under no circumstances must you watch MTV 5. Never buy or associate your self with corporations. 6. Don't watch snakes on a plane. 7. I got a blog. 8. Listen to Thrash Mettle. 9. Avoid being brainwashed via corporations 10.I got a blog.

SOME GUD SHEEPLE LINKS AND POETWI

POEM VIA UAN FINLAY OF ww.CENTREOFRANTS,BLOGSPOT:com

Don't watch MTV, Brainwashing you with false 'G's' Don't watch MTV, makes you unintelliglbe to me Don't watch MTV, it is plain to see Don't watch MTV, the brainwashing teeny boppers are plain to see If you like MTV you are truely a sheeple Ignorance is bliss when your a sheeple Their propaganda should be bitten by an anaconda Why must we put up with this unitenligcness much longer?

Links via Aaron herch
www.sheeple.net
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB0UoOoozsw
www.xmasons.com/lost_found/2002jun01.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XRntxoykZM
www.http://www.worldnewsstand.net/03/sheeple_poem.htm

FRUM ALL OF US AT COTR, CYA NEXT TIME

Friday, September 15, 2006

Special Viewer's edishun on COTR

Today we have a special treat for our loyal viewers. This article is devoted towards you, not the coprate sheeeple. The article will be devoted towards comments, requests and Frequesntly askeded questiosns. Enjoy!

FAQ

Is it possible that lies are told by the dvd industry?

Yes, it is entriely posssible that lies r told bhy the industry. This question has been much
pettifoged for aeons. Possible prevarications that r told by the dvd industry could be: that dvd is more better than Vertical Helical scan.

What is a sheeple?

You must
be a sheeple for asking that

Is it my possible that my cranium is ov a an inteliggencenessly?

I would agree with that statement

Do the Illumanati really exist?
Hmm, positive.

Hu roolz tha mostlynesssly?
Me, obviously, you stupid corporate sheeeple.

And thus concludes the FREquENtly aksed questions.



NExt on the topic


WE have been gratified certain comments requesting for certain things, such as videos of various apparatusses and a link to our affiliates blog. Also, I have found a moving picture and audio sequence on www.youtube.com containing a non-sheple. HEre they are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdWDJWFoKCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7all-nxDAE


http://www.subszone.blogspot.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB0UoOoozsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ok1rLnyiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7-2MxNL7Y

Friday, September 01, 2006

DVD VERSUS VHS

Hello from everyone at COTR. Today we show you the superior quality of Vertical Helical Scan (Video Home System (VHS (Video))), compared to the inferiorness of Digital Versatile Disc (Colloquially known as a "DVD" or Digital Video Disc).

For all you sheeple out there who believe that Digital Versatile Disc could possibly be better, watch as we destroy your feeble beliefs.


REASONS WHY DVD B
LOWS!

1. Only sheeple like it
2. I got a blog
3. DVD's are only usefulll four stor age and not four pikture qwality.
4. well the magnetik taype on a VHS is in a secure position.

5. Is it possible that lies are told by the dvd industry?

N
ow that we haves shown u some reasons why it is of inferior qualtiy, a graph representing equalities of the simultaneous respective goodness off the 2 substances used to view viewing materials.









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