The Microsoft VIsta

Why Windows VISTA is for the Sheeeeple

As many of you may not no, vista is da new operattingg shitstem from "MicroSoft entertainment industries". Only sheeple would buy this new operating system, they only believe what microsoft says, microsoft says that windows vista "Is faster than xp" which is a lie, it's as fast as 95, slower actually. Microsoft claims that it is not for sheeple, which in reality it is, they just trick the corporate sheeple into believeing it's not, WHICH IS COOL!

Vista is the worst operating system ever, it has so manyh bugs and hole it's just the exact same code as XP accept worse, the only thing different is the start button* which you can download as a skin for you xp, they trick people into buying it with faculties/ The idea of the Microsoft vista being a better system then the XP is substandard, and

bromidic.

For all you sheeple who haven't seen the obivous clues yet, the microsoft vista was clearly made by the illumanati for the benifit of viacom.

Reasons why the MICRosoft Vista blows;

1. Only sheeples like it
2.I got a blog
3. #2 The Games Explorer. This is a thing that lets people hardly manage none of the games on their machine from a bromidic un-friendly, Media-Center unlike console (though not nearly as nice yet but I think this is the direction they're taking). So a PC box with Vista could be more hardly used as a anti-recherche set-top box for gaming.
4. It's possible that dheir are lies told by the VISTA industry.
5. It's batch shell, is way worse, than the xp, for deleting copies off ur windows folder, and also for keeping the sheeple away. And its just the same as the IMAc which just came out.

This article was guest-writeen by Braiden Sharp, and jardell kane.

From All of us here working at COTR,

see you next time sheeple (Just Kidding).