Friday, August 25, 2006

A very special edition on Centre Of The Rants

EXCLUSIVE WITH ARTHUR MOUSHOS!

Mr Moushos has been away from the blogging community for quite awhile, but now centreofrants.blogspot.com has got an exclusive interview + a triple haiku!

Before we start we would just like to thank everyone who has supported centre of rants and in particular Arthur Moushos for all his support.

I
NTERVIEW

COTR:What inspired you to create centre of the rants originally?

A.M:Well at the time it was a few things that was the inspiration of Centre Of the Rants.
One was a refreshment (or comeback) from my very first blog created on Google's Blogger
because of many errors I had in my very first blog, which was George Ouzounian (Maddox) style.
Secondly, I wanted to be original rather than imitating Ouzounian. The blog was born on the 23/05/2006.

COTR:What is your opinion of the viacom corporate sheeple,
like the Viacom followers, the MTV style sheeple?

A.M:Okay, well Viacom used to be a television distributor, during the 70's - 80's. As I heard they were known to reviveold television shows (V of Doom anybody?). Now they are different, and turned to a huge billion dollar company, owning Paramount,
MTV worldwide, Nickelodeon, VH1, CMT, and now, Xfire? It also could mean that television went downhill
MTV used to have its own network before 1994. They played different types of music as opposed to the mainstream shit you hear today.
I think the point was, the 21st century? Music is going down. Most of the mainstream is produced by the huge record companies
-- SonyBMG, Universal, Warner Music, EMI.It's not about how these companies promote a great deal of music with talent, it's how you make money.

COTR: Yes, but what is your opinion of the people (sheeple) who indulge themselves in this kind of music/lifestyle?


A.M:The people who follow this, are annoying and moronic - they will probably tell you that, the stupid singers are "SOOOOOOO HAWT!!"
I think it'll be hard to convince them, however if someone is starting to get into pop trends, you shouldn't force them, but express the truth.
We know that rap now sucks, along with hip-hop, R&B, pop rock, pop punk.


COTR:How do you see the social hierachy at school?

A.M:Like you would expect it to be -- the illogical at the bottom and the opposite at the top. I won't try to state the obvious.

COTR:What are the prospects for your blogging future?

AM:For a new blog, I (as a constant example) plan to start again, as a refreshment from my previous blogs, but clean. I have to search hard for a good template.

COTR:What do you think of society today?

A.M:We're in a corrupt world, of evil corporations. Even though your life sucks in this world, look on the bright side, don't end it all by pulling a trigger, or choking yourself.

COTR:What do you consider yourself good at?

A.M:What do you consider me good at? Slime games?

COTR:Should we be expecting a new blog from Arthur Moushos?

A.M:It is likely you would, but you are going to dig for it.

COTR:Any final words/comments/thank you/criticism etc?

A.MIt was a pleasure to interview me, COTR.

And that concludes our interview, now it is time for the triple haiku from Arthur Moushos we promised


Jamster Is Satan

Jamster is Satan

The children are exploited

Kill the Crazy Frog

It speaks subliminally

It's really Purson

Sheeple will worship

End this eternal crap

Before it's too late

Cure all the sheeple.

© 2006 Arthur Moushos.








Friday, August 18, 2006

Poetry

POEMS VIA ME

I have always considered myself quite the poet. Please be enlightened via the following poem.

It is now 2006, when all the sheeples are sucking dicks
Corporations such as viacom, will brainwash you
Watch out cause they'll brainwash you
Sheeples beware, you're in for a scare.
Cause centre of rants is currently simultaneously respectively here
Snakes on a plane is coming soon, it's brainwashing teeny boppers will surely bring doom
the time of the sheeples is surely upon us and will bring doom
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A poem via me.

I hope you enjoyed my poetry.

Here are some drawings associated with the content of my simultaenously respectively poem.




(Please click on artwork for larger view)


NEWS!
There appears to be alot of simultaneous respective hate on the guestbook, keep it cool guys. No sheeple aloud, you know who you are! In other news snakes on a plane has received and m15+ rating by the australian board for rating films. This means that teenyboppers shall be applicable to view this series of moving pictures and audio which will surly lower there intilgenceisness.

My next article will be about how VHS is better than DVD? If you disagree you shall be proved to be colloquially wrong.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE SUCKS



SNAKES ON A PLANE IS FOR SHEEPLE


As I'm simultaneously respectively writing this article it has been brought to my attention that a certain human whose job is imitating a person in a 'movie' (VHS is much better than DVD) named "Samuel L Jackson" is starring in a movie colloquially known as "Snakes on a plane". It has also been brought to my cranium that the very unintelligence sheeple have started a form of hype colloquially known as a 'craze' over this supposed 'movie'. I'm now going to destroy their feeble arguments with my superior brain superiority of my cranium which is simultaneously respectively being intillgence.


REASONS WHY SNAKES ON A PLANE BLOWS


1. Only sheeple like it.

2. I got a blog.

3. Samuel L Jackson has fraternised with 'rappers'

4.It's made by a corporation.

5.It's possible lies are told by the snakes on a plane industry.

I don't think that snakes could be smuggled on to a plane, it's simultaneously respectively impossible, only the sheeple with low intelligenceness could be lured into the false sense of intelligent of believing snakes could travel care free on a plane.

SNAKES ON A PLAIN IS UNREALISTIC AND NOT TRUE. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE UNINTELLIGABLE.